Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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