I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Randomize
