just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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