I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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