i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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