So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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