Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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