I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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