its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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