The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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