Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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