she woke up with a sticky ear
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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