I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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