I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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