Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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