9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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