i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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