i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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