How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
