dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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