omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
