New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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