Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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