I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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