Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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