so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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