i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I think my moral compass just broke
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