rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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