so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Let the clothes fall where they may.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
