It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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