She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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