I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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