Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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