Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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