talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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