I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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