exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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