shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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