hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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