I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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