Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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