Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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