One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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