I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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