That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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