Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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