O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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