But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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