like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Then you guys just all showered together...?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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