People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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