I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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